[Verse 1]Are you really so uneasy with yourself in every wayWhy are you so insecure that you've to sayYou're the reason either one of us is even here at allAnd the reason you've reminded me todayIs cos I've got lots to say for myselfSince that wine came off the shelfAnd I was waiting my turn whilst youYou had a lot to say for yourselfLike there's never nothing elseThat could ever spin a yarn the way you doThe way you do[Chorus]I, I, I, I hate it when you lieYou do it all the timeYa so bad at it don't tryI hate it when you lieIf we didn't laugh we'd cryHe comes the big I am for the forty seventh timeI hate it when you lie[Verse 2]If it ain't what it isn't then it must be what it isAnd we'll be here 'til gone November you insistBut the reason either one of us is even here at allIs merely you to show you where the bathroom isAnd you've got lots to say for yourselfSince you hoovered up the twelfthLittle slug that ya bank card drewYou've got lots to say for yourselfWhen ya boasting bout ya wealthNo one ever told a tale like youA tale like you[Chorus]I, I, I, I hate it when you lieYou do it all the timeYa so bad at it don't tryI hate it when you lieIf we didn't laugh we'd cryHe comes the big I am for the forty seventh timeI hate it when you lie[Chorus]I, I, I, I hate it when you lieYou do it all the timeYa so bad at it don't tryI hate it when you lieIf we didn't laugh we'd cryHe comes the big I am for the forty seventh timeI hate it when you lie