Counterman Lyrics

WELL I'M A COUNTERMAN AT THE AUTO ZONE STORE IN

BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA



WE GOT EVERYTHING FROM A TO Z SOME MISCELLANEOUS AND

WHAT HAVE YA



I GOT THE PARTS TO FIX ALL THE PARTS OF CARS THAT MAKE

'EM ALL BLOW SMOKE



BUT I AIN'T GOT THE PART FOR THE PART OF MY HEART THAT

WOMAN OF MINE JUST BROKE



WELL I'M A COUNTERMAN AND I'S A COUNTIN' ON HER JUST TO

STAY WITH ME THE RESTA MY LIFE



I'S CRAZY FOR WISHIN' THAT BLOND BEAUTICIAN WOULD

SETTLE DOWN AND BE MY WIFE



I'D BET A SET OF PLUGS SHE'S POWDERED UP AND PAINTED,

DANCIN' HOLES IN HER HIGH HEELS



'CAUSE SHE'S PURTY AS A CHERRY '57 CHEVY AND SMOOTH AS

AN OLDSMOBILE



I EVEN TALKED TO THE FRAM AIR FILTER MAN ABOUT MAKIN'

HER MISS DECEMBER

ON THE CALENDER FOR THE CUSTOMERS AND DISTRIBUTORS AND

VENDORS



WELL MY MAMA SAID IT'D PROBABLY GO TO HER HEAD AND HELL

I GUESS MY MAMA WAS RIGHT



'CAUSE I'M PUTTIN CASHEWS IN MY COAT, SHE'S AT THE

BURGUNDY ROOM TONIGHT



WELL I'M A COUNTERMAN AND I'S A COUNTIN' ON HER JUST TO

STAY WITH ME THE RESTA MY LIFE



HELL I'S CRAZY FOR WISHIN' THAT WILD BEAUTICIAN WOULD

SETTLE DOWN AND BE MY WIFE



I'D BET A SET OF PLUGS SHE'S POWDERED UP AND PAINTED,

DANCIN' HOLES IN HER HIGH HEELS



'CAUSE SHE PURTY AS A CHERRY '57 CHEVY AND SMOOTH AS AN

OLDSMOBILE



AH SHE'S PURTY AS A CHERRY '57 CHEVY AND SMOOTH AS AN

OLDSMOBILE