[Intro]When I was a kid,I wished grandpa would get off meat least just fuck more softlyNow my mom gets,my clothes for me and Hot Topic,I dress like a NaziI'm pissed all the timeI can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"I say words like,"Discombobulated Melancholy"I look like a Nazi[Emo Impersonation]*Crying*[Verse]I am EmoI dress in girl's clothesWhen I'm dancing at shows,I lok like a four year old,throwing a tantrumReattach my testicles[Emo Impersonation]Huhuh!I'm in The SceneI play bass in my bandI like cutting my wristI weigh 91 pounds,it's OK to cryMost emos kiss other guys'cause emo chicks are fat[Chorus]When I was a kid,I wished grandpa would get off meat least just fuck more softlyNow my mom gets,my clothes for me and Hot Topic,I dress like a NaziI'm pissed all the timeI can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"I say words like,"Discombobulated Melancholy"I look like a Nazi[Emo Impersonation]*Crying*I farted,oh no,I farted,I farted[Rapper]I'm so sceneI don't care what you think!I'm better than you!You guys are mean!Craig Owens, don't leave pleaseSeriously,I still cry to your first CDI wish Crai Owens would rape meBut I'm not 13 and a 'lil white girlNo one loves me,in the whole wide worldI was Emo,when you were listening to Spice Girls,And everyone would laugh at meSo I cut myself,and got HIVBut now it's cool,to be a Emo faggotI have an advantageI speak SpanishI crashland on your mattressDo a backflip on a pile of ashesI knock you out with a trashlidMy fist, yo ass'Bout to have a blast, kid![Chorus]When I was a kid,I wished grandpa would get off meat least just fuck more softlyNow my mom gets,my clothes for me and Hot Topic,I dress like a NaziI'm pissed all the timeI can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"I say words like,"Discombobulated Melancholy"I look like a Nazi[DJ Not Nice]Do you have any idea what it's like, bein' me?I am just one man...with two balls...And a wiener!You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight?My grandmother told me one time,She said,"Rucka, what's the point of having balls, if nobody sees them?"I'm da BEST![Chorus]When I was a kid,I wished grandpa would get off meat least just fuck more softlyNow my mom gets,my clothes for me and Hot Topic,I dress like a NaziI'm pissed all the timeI can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"I say words like,"Discombobulated Melancholy"I look like a Nazi[Emo Impersonation]*Crying*I never get any friend requests!*Crying*Every time I sneeze,I poop a little*Crying**Sneeze*Aawwww!
