Emo (Like a Nazi)

Emo (Like a Nazi) - Rucka Rucka Ali Lyrics

[Chorus]

When I was a kid

I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like discombobulated melancholy

I look like a Nazi



[Verse 1]

I am emo

I dress in girl's clothes

When I'm dancing at shows

I look like a four year old

Throwin' a tantrum

Reattach my testicles

I'm in The Scene

I play bass in my band

I like cuttin' my wrist

I weigh 91 pounds

It's okay to cry

Most emos kiss other guys

'Cause emo chicks are fat



[Chorus]

When I was a kid

I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like discombobulated melancholy

I look like a Nazi



[Interlude]

I farted

Oh no

I farted

I farted



[Verse 2]

I'm so scene

I don't care what you think

I'm better than you, you guys are mean

Craig Owens, don't leave please

Seriously, I still cry to your first CD

I wish Craig Owens would rape me

But I'm not 13 and a lil' white girl

No one loves me in the whole wide world

I was emo when you were listening to Spice Girls

And everyone would laugh at me

So I cut myself and got HIV

But now it's cool to be a emo faggot

I have an advantage I speak Spanish



[Bridge]

I crash land on your mattress

Do a back flip on a pile of ashes

I knock you out with a trash lid

My fist, your ass 'bout to have a blast, kid



[Chorus]

When I was a kid

I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like discombobulated melancholy

I look like a Nazi



[Verse 3]

Do you have any idea what it's like, bein' me?

I am just one man, with two balls, and a wiener

You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight?

My grandmother told me one time, she said

"Rucka, what's the point of havin' balls, if nobody sees them?"

I'm da best



[Chorus]

When I was a kid

I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like discombobulated melancholy

I look like a Nazi



[Outro]

I never get any friend requests

Every time I sneeze

I poop a little