I heardSteve Jobs got someAIDS and died, and heleft behind billions ofDave Matthews fansI heardgood ol' Stevejoined the flowers, grass and trees,well thats according to them gay hippies!He was actually fed to Bill Gates to eat!And I brokedown and cried and Iprayed to God, "Jesus,will you get us bytil they drop the iPhone Dildo 5?"And the turtleneck that your wore with such pride,made me think you prolly sleep with guysAnd I heard that you're an adopted ArabGo tell Uncle Osama I said hi...No one's life touched morehipster white Jews...Drinking Starbucks,listeningto U2I know your somewhereout there,wearing some sandalsmade from hempSome Apple users are gay,But most of them are bi...Some Apple users are gay,But most of them blow guysWhen I go the Apple storeI ask for somethin' I can use for e-mail and pornAnd some faggot talks me into gettin' something moreAnd my farm got nowhere I could plug in the cord!And I end up leaving there with two iPadsand a 2 year Genius blow job planAnd a T-shirt that says 'Obama Fan'and a coupon for transgender pantsAnd I'll be taking me a shit on my own front porch,and I get a call on my iPodAnd they say"This is Mr. Macintoshand you agreed to suck my ballsI'm coming over now to touch your cock!"No one touched more bi--sexual white JewsBlocks of faggots waiting foriPad 2When I turn on my PC,iTunes keeps reminding methat there's a new version oftheir service now for freeIf Stevie was here,we'd have us some beer,and talk bout the times that we hadAnd Bill would come tooHe looks like a JewMy grandpa is also my dadNo one's life meant moreto hipster white jewsDriving hybridsKnitting beltsand shoesGroom your mustache, you fagsCome around me and I'll beat your assSome Apple users eat sushi with soy milk and those are the factsNo one touched more bi--sexual white JewsDrinking lattessending cashTo DarfurAnd if Steve Jobs is in Hell,He probably gotta use the computers he sells,Some Apple users like blowing each otherwhile using a MacSome Apple users are gay,But none of them are blackNow what you wanna do right nowIn honor of Steve Jobs' life,Please let's all buy this song on iTunes,It's the way Steve would have wanted it.You're my boy, Blue!
