[Verse 1]I'm wearin' Birkenstocks, sippin' on some KombuchaI'm standing on the dock in Santa MonicaI'm wearing a wristband that says "Go Vegan in Tibet"I only eat organic stress-free grass-feed foodsYogaGreat time joggin', hiking, fishingThese kale chips are so damn addictingI'm making friends with all different culturesBut I gotta tell you bro[Chorus]I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeWith my tofu & my chai tea, Greek yogurt tooI'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeDo you want toPlay FrisbeeDo you want some juice?BroWhat should we get for lunch?Could go anywhereLet's hit the Taco TruckI'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeDo you want toGet sushi?We could watch the news[Verse 2]I do my laundry every dayWith my gluten-free detergentAll I wanna doIs take my vitaminsStop off at Trader JoeIn a Tank Top and LululemonsSun dried veggie chipsYeah I brought my own bagTrail mixPaddle boardingWatching "Simpsons"I'm taking selfiesCo-existingCan't wait for the Film Foreign FestivalBut I gotta tell you bro[Chorus]I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeDo you want soup?Peet's Coffee is open at 2I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeI got a nice vest and a beanieSeersucker suitBroWhat should we get for brunch?Let's go get quinoa with extra sea saltI'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeNo thank youI quit smokingIt's bad for you[Bridge]I'm dressing up my cat like Tyler StevenMy dog loves "Breaking Bad" and he's also veganWe're out of almond flourDinner party's in an hourMan, what would Ghandi do?He'd drive quickly to Whole Foods[Chorus]I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeI got a iPadI hang with my dadSometimes mom comes tooI'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeAnd I longboardAnd I skateboardEat SuperfoodBroWhat should we get for lunch?Let's go anywhereC'mon, you decideI'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeNo not ThaiWe had it last timeLet's try something newI'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeAnd I'm a coderAnd I'm a gamerAnd I'm a DJ tooI'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dudeHow are you?Do you want cheese?I saved some for you
