[Chorus: Max Bemis]Girlfriend nowI have a girlfriend nowNo way, no how'dI get a girlfriend now?[Verse 1: Max Bemis]I remember it vividly, loveI've been walking erectSince the moment we metAnd I caught your eyesTo my surprise (Your white thighs)Hebraic neuroses ceased to beAn angel's conversing with meThe new attractive to meIs divine[Pre-Chorus 1: Max Bemis]And even if your friends don't understandNo matter what I'll always be your manAnd even if you go you know, you'll leave me feeling grandYeah, yeah[Verse 2: Max Bemis]I'll need new contraceptivesGreen eyesI found god when you left himGreen eyesLet's spend the night, entwinedOut on the boardwalkIn sickly summertimeLike the yin and the yangOf the afikomenYou're the omenThat all has changedThat was deranged[Pre-Chorus 2: Max Bemis]And even if you stomp me 'til I'm soreNo matter what I'd bleed to be your whoreAnd even if the cancer grows 'til we explodeI'm yours[Chorus: Max Bemis]Girlfriend nowI have a girlfriend nowNo way, no how'dI get a girlfriend now, okayWell, from here on forth, I'm yours[Pre-Chorus 3: Max Bemis]And even if your whisper eats my earYour voice shall be the only song I long to hearAnd even if you fear the endOur sacrament of salmon and Irish beerWill still be here[Chorus: Max Bemis, Caithlin De Marrais]Girlfriend nowI have a girlfriend nowNo way, no how'dI get a girlfriend nowGirlfriend nowBoy, I need your love, so give it to meI have a girlfriend nowBoy, I need your touch, so lay it on meNo way, no howBoy, I need your love, I need your touchShe's my girlfriend nowI'm yours
