The Woman Song Lyrics

I’m a woman, hear me roar…
if you don’t open my door

I can do anything that a man can do…
but I don’t want to

Oh, the female sex has a lot more class…
unless we’re lookin’ at a male stripper’s ass

I’m a 21st century gal…
but I can’t set my VCR

Well I am not your hooker…
but you’re still gonna pay

‘Cause sex is a special thing …
and a darn good weapon

Because my body belongs to me…
until I get dinner and a movie

I don’t sleep around…
until I do a credit check

And I have a mind of my own…
which I change every two seconds

And I’m not afraid to ask for directions…
’cause I can’t read a map

And I stand behind my man so…
I can nag him as much as I can

And I can fight in combat…
but I can’t kill a spider

And I never tell a lie…
but I will fake an orgasm

‘Cause I am the real McCoy…
except for my boobs and my face

And I get hot ‘n sweaty…
for the opening of a new shoe store….

And I am very proud of my age…
which is none of your freakin’ business