[Verse 1]Now welcome to the mansionWhere the rats are rampantCracks in the plastersThe carpet hasn't been vacuumed hereFor at least the last ten yearsThe idea's so hard to imagineThe mansion, dark and it's stagnantPart of the charm, yeah the garbage is stacked upSmells like a land fill, ants in the trash binExcuse the mess but it's cleaner than it has beenWhere no one ever has rentWhere no one ever has no food so they snatch itBuy a loaf of bread and try to go to bedAnd wake up to some crumbs and tantrumYeah, that's the mansionThat's the rat's nest where I hang my hat yesThat's the address where the bills are sent and ignoredIt could all be yoursI got a room for rent[Hook]I'm about to kill somebodyI'm about to lose my headCan't find my socks and the room's a messIt's all good, when you thinking about moving in?I got a room for rent[Verse 2]Last week we had a break in againThey came in and wentIt's crazy though cause they didn't take anythingThey must have felt bad for the way that we liveCause they left 20 bucks sticky taped to the fridgeI guess there's really nothing to stealWhen half the furniture here has been built out of milk cratesNothing works and the place is a real stateWe ain't Bill GatesThat's why the bill's lateThat's why the real estate hates usWe get dirty looks from our neighboursWe get noise complaints from our neighboursWe get internet from our neighboursPull a crate up and make with the paymentYeah it's part of the contractThat you ain't getting none of your bond backBut you can move in whenever suits you bestI got a room for rent[Hook][Verse 3]Okay look, let me give you some ground rulesTo help you to deal with a house full of scoundrelsYou gotta learn how to lieLearn how to steal food and cover it up to surviveRemember, if there's no name then you eat itBut if it's got a name on then eat it, but keep it a secretYou gotta think like a geniusIt's easier to throw away than clean itThe shower works well though it smells grossYou ought to not get the water in your mouth thoughAnd always try to keep your soap and your towel safeUnless you wanna get close to your housematesBin night is on Monday, or maybe SundayWe just chuck it by the front gateAnd always try to pay rent a month lateIt's traditionQuick, I got a room for rentBe careful with your housematesBefore you try to fill a square hole with a round shapeOn the one hand there's low rentOn the other you'll wonder where most of your clothes wentIt's simple, the house is a fish bowlThe wow factor, wow what a shit holeThe mansion, I just came to say goodbyeCause the room for rent was mine[Hook]
