Woooooooh...Ah well I saw this thing comin' out of the skyIt had one long horn and one big eye, oohI commenced to shakin' and I said ooh-weeIt looks like a purple people eater to meIt was a one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eaterOne-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eaterOne-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eaterSure looks strange to meOne-eyedWell, he came down to earth and he lit in a treeI said Mr Purple People Eater don't eat meI heard him say in a voice so gruffI wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so toughIt was a one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eaterOne-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eaterOne-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eaterSure looks strange to meOne-hornedI said Mr Purple People Eater what's your lineHe said eatin' purple people and it sure is fineBut that's not the reason that I came to landI wanna get a job in a rock 'n' roll bandWell, bless my soul, rock 'n' roll, flyin' purple people eaterPigeon-toed, under-growed, flyin purple people eaterWe wear short shorts, friendly purple people eaterAnd then he swung on the tree and he lit on the groundAnd he started to rock, a really rockin' aroundIt was a crazy ditty with a swinging' tuneSing a bop-boppa-lupa-lopa-loop-bam-boomWell bless my soul, rock 'n' roll, flyin' purple people eaterPigeon-toed, under-growed, flyin' purple people eaterI like short shorts, flyin' purple people eaterWhat a sight to seePurple peopleWell he went on his way and what do you knowI saw him last night on a TV show-acapo
