[Verse 1]
Come up to us, we're dancing
Shakin' our shells, a party
Boogyin' down below the beach
Cody clam is hoppin'
Shannon clam is jumpin'
Ian clam is diggin' deep
[Verse 2]
Ernie and the mussels
Our pearl-less cousins
Challenged us to a duel
Clammies are lovers
Surely not fighters
But what were we to do?
[Verse 3]
Shannon, hit in the face
A mollusk disgrace
Mussels are stronger than we thought
Ian tries to bite them
With all his might
While I'm cryin' in the sand
[Verse 4]
Then our Cody screams
"Get off them, you creeps
I'm gonna tear you shell from shell!"
"You destroyed our party
Mollusks should not be naughty
I'm gonna salt you like a snail!"
[Verse 5]
Ernie and the mussels
Our pearl-less cousins
Challenged us to a duel
Clammies are lovers
Surely not fighters
But what were we to do?
[Outro] [4x]
Scuffle, with the clams!
