[Verse 1]Come up to us, we're dancingShakin' our shells, a partyBoogyin' down below the beachCody clam is hoppin'Shannon clam is jumpin'Ian clam is diggin' deep[Verse 2]Ernie and the musselsOur pearl-less cousinsChallenged us to a duelClammies are loversSurely not fightersBut what were we to do?[Verse 3]Shannon, hit in the faceA mollusk disgraceMussels are stronger than we thoughtIan tries to bite themWith all his mightWhile I'm cryin' in the sand[Verse 4]Then our Cody screams"Get off them, you creepsI'm gonna tear you shell from shell!""You destroyed our partyMollusks should not be naughtyI'm gonna salt you like a snail!"[Verse 5]Ernie and the musselsOur pearl-less cousinsChallenged us to a duelClammies are loversSurely not fightersBut what were we to do?[Outro] [4x]Scuffle, with the clams!
