Slobberbone

Lazy Guy Lyrics



I'm a lazy guy

I'm amazed at the way some people try and try and try

To erect and then perfect some kind of proof that

they're alive before they die

Well not me, 'cause I'm a lazy guy

And I'm amazed at the way some people holler, fuss and

run 'round

Like sime chicken with their head cut off or a bullet

from a gun

They should all sit back, relax and maybe try and have

some fun

I'd help them try, but I'm a lazy guy

And I must defer a life of labor to someone who needs

it more

I'd much prefer to be their neighbor, just the guy who

lives next door

Sit out on the porch with my crap guitar and my mason

jar of tea, and you know why

'Cause I'm a lazy guy

I'm a lazy guy

I'm amazed at the way some people try and try and try

To erect and then perfect some kind of proof that

they're alive before they die



Well not me, 'cause I'm a lazy guy

And I'm amazed at the way you count my failings like

some clerk

Like you're the saint in this relationhip and me I'm

just some jerk

'Cause it's love we got between us, and relationships

take work so why don't you try?

'Cause I'm a lazy guy

I'm a lazy guy

I'm amazed at the way some people try and try and try

To erect and then perfect some kind of proof that

they're alive before they die

Well not me, 'cause I'm a lazy guy

Yeah I'm amazed at the way the days just slip on by so

fast

Like ten thousand go-carts racing down the mountain of

the past

If I had a bead on what I need to make the moment last

I just might try

I just might try

Yeah I'm amazed at the way the days just keep on

slipping by

And I got plans and dreams and hopeful schemes, enough

to make you cry

I'm just waiting for that single perfect point in time

to give 'em all a try

And I'm a lazy guy

I'm a lazy guy