Cannibal Cafe Lyrics

funny I'm not familiar with this taste

Are these ribs or is this steak?

Well I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewing

I said holy fuck! it's another human!



Come with me, I'm on my way

To the cannibal café

Won't you come to the only place

Where you can be the special of the day?



There I was choking this thing back

When I realized that it was someone's hand

Only way that I could possibly tell

Careless chef did not remove the fingernails



Come with me, I'm on my way

To the Cannibal Café..

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The food ain't bad and the food ain't good

Don't dare order the "leper's foot"

I recommend the "ass of a farmer's wife"

Very tender, not too juicy, heavy on the cellulite.