(SpongeBob):
Bring joy to the world, it’s the thing to do,
But the world does not revolve around you.
Don’t be a jerk, it’s Christmas.
Be nice to babies, and animals, old folks too,
Cause that’s how you’d like them to treat you.
Use turn signals, don’t screen my calls,
Don’t you wreck the house, when you deck the halls.
Spit you gum where it won’t end up on my shoe,
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don’t be a jerk, it’s Christmas.
It’s Christmas.
When others are talking, never interrupt.
Dont put people down, or leave the toilet seat up.
It’s the time for family, holly, & turkey.
Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky (jolly, not jerky)
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list,
Why whine about the 1 that he missed?
Don’t be a jerk, it’s Christmas.
It’s Christmas!
Don’t be a jerk (jerk), it’s Christmas.
