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Stolen Identity - Steve Forbert Lyrics


I worked all week each month this fall

And also had myself a ball

I punched a clock each day like most

And also shopped the whole east coast



There ain't no tellin' where I'll be

Because of late there's two of me

And one has tons of fun for free

With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)



I bought two suits in Baltimore

And jewelry on the Jersey shore

I popped up next in Portland, Maine

For lobster tails and French champagne



There ain't no tellin' where I'll be

Because of late there's two of me

And one has tons of fun for free

With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)



What have I done?

Where have I been?

The information's rollin' in

A paper trail comes in the mail

I'd like to put myself in jail



An evening out on Harvard Square

I really lived it up, up there

I did it all

I got around

And not once left my old hometown



There ain't no tellin' where I'll be

Because of late there's two of me

And one has tons of fun for free

With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)



[Instrumental Bridge]

There ain't no tellin' where I'll be

Because of late there's two of me



I've got to stop myself somehow

I have become a problem now

I really should be done with it

But I just don't know when to quit



I hope to meet myself someday

That is the man whose bills I pay

We'll both get wined and caviar'ed

If he'll pull out a credit card



There ain't no tellin' where I'll be

Because of late there's two of me

And one has tons of fun for free

With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)



[Instrumental Interlude]



There ain't no tellin' where I'll be

Because of late there's two of me



An angry husband's at my door

I have not met his wife before

He's not convinced and wants to fight

I guess I had some fun last night!



There ain't no tellin' where I'll be

Because of late there's two of me

And one has tons of fun for free

With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)

With my stolen identity (with my stolen identity)

Stolen Identity lyrics !!!