Strollin' down the boulevard
See the boys with lemonade stands
See the couple in the car
Getting bustedThere's Mrs. Fashion Lady
She's just stepped into the street
Can you see the open manhole?
Where has gone Mrs. Fashion Lady?
YeahCan't you see I'm a sadist?
Evil things make me laugh so
I'm hummin' happyA little sparrow alive in the street
A little sparrow with nothing to eat
A big old semi running down the street
A squished, dead birdie lying at my feet
Yeah
Can't you see I'm a sadist?
Evil things make me laugh so
I'm hummin' happy
