I was driving home late last Friday nightLooked in my
rearview mirror and saw two blue lights
There's a cop car behind me
They were pulling me over I had a license plate that
said thewaytonc
I said officer I'm just gonna go catch some trout
He said don't be dumb boy you know what this stop is
all about
I said officer,
I ain't gonna drink no more beer,
I ain't gonna smoke no more pot,
I ain't gonna do no more shots
Til I get to my driveway, and you know that it's on,
Ill be headed for the whiskey, I'm gonna get myself
stoned
I've been hanging out at Tipsy's doing every shot that
came along
When I get to my driveway I know that bitch is gonna be
gone.
That cop let me go, cause it was my good friend Rodney
He said that he was gonna follow me home make sure I
made it there ok
See I left the bar at bout quarter til three
My cell phone was ringing it was my goddamn girl
calling me
She said stop spending money on drinks I need a diamond
ring
Needless to say the kept on saying the same old thing,
I said I'll be in the driveway by 4 AM
And honey I just can't wait to see you again
And I promise...
I ain't gonna drink no more beer,
I ain't gonna smoke no more pot,
I ain't gonna do no more shots
Til I get to my driveway, and you know that it's on,
Ill be headed for the whiskey, I'm gonna get myself
stoned
I've been hanging out at Tipsy's doing every shot that
came along
When I get to my driveway I know that bitch is gonna be
gone.
