Taintstick

Hand Job Lyrics

Sometimes when its late at night

And theres no pot, no pot in my pie

And I'm feelin, feelin a little down

Cuz i don't know no one ????? town

(thats when i think of you all the things you do with your majestical fingers. its time baby)

Hand job

I just wanna hand job

Thats all

That is all that i want

Don't talk

I just wanna hand job

Your job

Is to give me a hand job

Starin, starin at your face

As your fingers go to that special place

Working up and down and around around (around around)

Baskin all the glory my 6 pounds (of my 6 pounds)

Hand job

I just wanna hand job

Thats all

That is all that i want

Don't talk

I just wanna hand job

Your job

Is to give me a hand job

Hand job

I just wanna hand job (just give me a lube)

Thats all

That is all that i want (don't even wanna see your boobs)

Don't talk

I just wanna hand job (i get free shoes, yeah)

Your job

Is to give me a hand job

No, i don't wanna kiss you

No, i ain't gonna fish you

No, just give me a tissue

No, no

Yeah look babe

Im jealous

Man look im kicking my career down

Whaddaya say just com in over here and hold the cracker up huh?

I mean I'm dyin over here

I'm like the chinese people

I even have fifty bucks

Relief if you know what i mean

Ill buy you some warren conno

Or soup

I don't know shit

Cheeseburger or something

Watch some cartoons

I mean only gonna be like 5 minutes

I got lube

And i got a couch

I got a couch

Cmon is it gonna kill you

I know I'm gonna die if somebody doesn't do something to me

For the love of christ

?????

Somebody fricken pull this shit

Im chokin

Do you really want me to choke

And die

I mean is it gonna really kill you just to come over and play with it for a couple seconds

Is it really gonna take that much out of your life to the point where your life will change

And you will never be the same

Why would you do that to me

I've always been your friend

Why won't you call me back

We used to be cool god dammit

I don't even need, i don't even need a dick

Ill do it myself

You ok?