[Verse 1]Well, I touch down and run to my connectionMan in the gift shop called me a fagI feel like my tucked-up erectionThere's a pressure all over my headAnd I know this is how I get paid, butIt's not really how I wanna get laid, soHundred forty when I last got weighedAnd I'm gonna lose more by Saturday[Chorus]And they're playing your song on the radio stationMugging me off all across the nationIf you don't eat, then you'll never growI should've learnt that quite a while agoI know it gets hard sometimesMaking out with people that you don't likeI know you don't feel alrightBut you look just fine to me[Verse 2]Well, I pissed myself on a Texan intersectionWith George spilling things all over his bagAnd I took shit for being quiet during the electionAnd maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guyI get stoned and go where I get paid, butIt's not really how babies get made, soI'll take a minute when I think I won't die from stoppingOh, I'm just a busy guy[Chorus]And they're playing your song on the radio stationMugging me off all across the nationIf you don't shoot, then you'll never knowYou should've learnt that quite a while agoI know it gets hard sometimesTaking out your shit on the ones you likeYou know, I didn't feel alrightUntil you spoke to me[Bridge]You, I've been waiting for youMy whole life, waiting for youI've been waiting for you[Outro]Well, I'm gonna get a gun but it's for her protectionOr maybe I'll get myself a fun knife
