[Intro]Are you ready?[Verse 1]If frizzy hair was a metaphor for festival timeThen this woman is a goddess of that festival shrineMet her at a jam in a garden of sortsI must confess, god bless, some impure thoughts"Show us the money" was the call of the nightBut no money could have bought even a piece of the prideThere might have been a sea of people I don't knowBecause all I could see was how this woman she glowed so[Chorus]Why, it's a pleasure to meet youYou look like one incredible creatureWanna treat you fine, let's dance and grindGet so funk-inflicted, it's a crimeYou're divine you're sublime and well you blow my mindYou're so sly[Verse 2]She caterpillar so good that all the Greeks go, "Killa!"Break and enter take ya like a glass of milk then (Spill ya)Saw her coming, what a scene, what I mean she gotThat sex coffee bean, but she tastes like vanillaWell alright, she ignite when we hit the floorLike the vroom on a super CommodoreNow if it makes a good story, well it's just worthwhileWith her's like dealing stories in a sprinkler style, it's so sly[Chorus]Why, it's a pleasure to meet youYou look like one incredible creatureWanna treat you fine, let's dance and grindGet so funk-inflicted, it's a crimeYou're divine you're sublime and well you blow my mindYou're so sly[?]Oh, do the LouisDo the ja-ja-ja-ja JenniDo the boom-shak, hit-the-sack, back-seat's feeling alrightFeeling alrightDo the McShuffleRock it with a fine strideDo the late checkout with a do-not-disturb sign outsideNow do the sly[Chorus]Why, it's a pleasure to meet youYou look like one incredible creatureWanna treat you fine, let's dance and grindGet so funk-inflicted, it's a crimeYou're divine you're sublime and well you blow my mindYou're so slyYou're so sly[?]Hey
