Well I don’t wanna be where the bands areI don't wanna hear that chainsaw noiseI don’t give a damn about your hopes and your dreamsOr what the rest of the world enjoysWell I’ve been chewing razor blades honeyI’ve been chasing meatI’ve got a salvation army banging on in my headAnd a bucket of bones at my feetAnd there's nothing coming easyAnd there’s witches in my bedThere’s a taste in my mouth that I just can’t placeAnd I’m haunted by the things I should have saidI’m trying to get betterWell I’ll be your best friendAnd I’ll kiss goodbye to my evil twinOn my word you can dependBoy scout to the endWell I don’t wanna see in your windowsI don’t wanna meet your gold dust friendsI don’t give a damn about the money in your bankOn what your happiness all dependsWell I’ve been sucking on dead air honeyI’ve been chasing windI’ve got a hole in my pocket where the sun don’t shineAnd I’m paranoid that I've been twinnedAnd everything's moving slowlyLike a carousel sticking in the mudEverybody's hanging on for one last danceAnd I'm bringing my one last drugI’m trying to get betterI’ll be your best friendAnd I’ll kiss goodbye to my evil twinOn my word you can dependBoy scout to the endWell I don’t wanna be in your phone bookEvery time you call me, I’ll be engagedI don’t give a damn if you ever get to know meOr you're horrified and enragedI’ve been swallowing rusty nails honeyI’ve been breaking teethI’ve got a bag full of tricks even I don’t believeAnd I'm a whole different story underneathAnd I’m sick and tired of being rightAd my heart beats once a dayThere’s a hole in my head where the rain gets inAnd I’m too old to live any other wayI’m trying to get betterI’ll be your best friendAnd I’ll kiss goodbye to my evil twinOn my word you can dependBoy scout to the endAww noWoo hoo
