We'll drink a drink a drinkTo Lily the pink the pink the pinkThe savior of (the savior of) the human raceShe invented medicinal compoundMost efficacious in every caseHere's a story, a little bit goryA little bit happy, a little bit sadOf Lily the Pink and her medicinal compoundAnd how it slowly drove her to the badMeet Ebenezer, thought he was Julius CaesarSo they put him in a homeAnd then they gave him medicinal compoundAnd now he's Emperor of RomeWe'll drink a drink a drinkTo Lily the pink the pink the pinkThe savior of (the savior of) the human raceShe invented medicinal compoundMost efficacious in every caseAnd Freddie Clinger, the opera singerWho could break glasses with his voice they saidSo on his tonsils he rubbed medicinal compoundAnd now they break glasses over his headMeet Johnny Hammer had a t-t-terrible s-s-stammerHe could b-barely say a wordSo they gave him medicinal compoundAnd now he's seen, but never heardWe'll drink a drink a drinkTo Lily the pink the pink the pinkThe savior of (the savior of) the human raceShe invented medicinal compoundMost efficacious in every caseAnd Uncle Paul, he was very small. HeWas the shortest man in townSo on his body he rubbed medicinal compoundAnd now he's six foot, but it's undergroundLily died and went up to heavenOh, the church bells they did ringShe took with her medicinal compoundHark the herald angels singWe'll drink a drink a drinkTo Lily the pink the pink the pinkThe savior of (the savior of) the human raceShe invented medicinal compoundMost efficacious in every caseWe'll drink a drink a drinkTo Lily the pink the pink the pinkThe savior of (the savior of) the human raceShe invented medicinal compoundMost efficacious in every case
