La-la-la-la-laWell I guess I’m just here to test your patience’Cause you’re so smart my tricks don’t work at allIs it my lack of education?Just tell me why you never callBehind your symmetry lies a fundamental differenceThere are those who own the mines and those who crawlNo offense but, in between the lines I’m readingYou look out for your ownAnd you ain’t gonna look at me that wayAnd it’s trueSo what can I do?Anything to get some of your affection(What can I do?)Maybe impress you with a song(What can I do?)I’m trying to minimize the damage done ’cause there ain’t no one like youI found the postcard from that trip you took to ThailandI remember studyin’ all the words written in your pretty handThe little lines and little curves that held a sacred meaningOr so I thoughtBut I had it wrongNow I’m trying to figure out when it was you gave me these heartwormsI feel them wriggling in my blood, you gonna do me harmRight now I’d rather lose this losing feeling that came on when you cooled offYou started treating me in this friendly wayAnd it’s trueSo what can I do?Oh won’t you be still for a moment(What can I do?)So I can push a feather through your heart(What can I do?)I’m trying to minimize damage done cause there ain’t no one like youSo what can I do?When I get lonely to distraction(What can I do?)Maybe impress you with a song(What can I do?)No easy way around itYou’re the saddest dream that ever came trueLa-la-la-laLa-la-la-la-la