Iiiiiiiieeeeeee Icky thump Who'da thunk?Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico.
Ah well, What a chumpWell my head got a bump
When I hit it on the radio.
Redhead señorita Looking deadCame and said "need a bed?" En Español.
I said "gimme a drink a waterI'm gonna "sing around the collar
And I don't need a microphone."
Icky thump with a lump in my throat
Grabbed my coat
And I was freaking I was ready to go!And I swear Besides the hair
She had one white eye
One black(nk) stare
Lookin' up Lyin' there.On the stand near her hand
Was a candy cane Black rum, sugar cane
Dry ice (and) something strange.La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaaWhite Americans, what? Nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?You're an immigrant too?
Who's usin' who? What should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp And a prostitute too
Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind Looked around
And there was nobody else
Left alone I hit myself with a stone
Went home
And learned how to clean up after myself
