If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shyI'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cardsIf I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shyI'd steal somebody's Cadillac
I'd steal anything I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremonyIf I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shyI'd ask you, if you don't mind,
To kiss you a hundred times
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
