Bubba Clause Lyrics

Well everybody knows about Santa, Mrs. Claus and the Elves

But there's a kin to Mr. Claus that he has to keep to himself

Down at the South Pole just about as south as it goes

There's a good ol' Claus rockin' camo clothes

But he's only allowed to come around once a year

Cause he kept shootin' at the reindeer



I bet you never heard of the Bubba Clause

It's in the contract Santa has with all of y'all

To keep him and his brother from breakin' the law

Some little lawyers got together and wrote the Bubba Clause



They had to seperate'em long ago when they were both just kids

Cause all the crazy redneck stuff they got together and did

From lightin' things up to shootin' holes in the sleigh

Mama Claus had to send Bubba away

Santa promised that he'd never visit his kin

But he never said nothin' bout'em comin' to him



You know I bet you never heard of the Bubba Clause

It's in the contract Santa has with all of y'all

To keep him and his brother from breakin' the law

Some little lawyers got together and wrote the Bubba Clause



Well it's written right here in peppermint print

Bubba gets to hang with Santa at least one weekend

And if Mrs. Claus don't like it she can shove it where the snow don't fall

Signed by Santa and Bubba Claus



I bet you never heard of the Bubba Clause

It's in the contract Santa has with all of y'all

To keep him and his brother from breakin' the law

Some little lawyers got together and wrote the Bubba Clause



Well now you've all heard of the Bubba Clause

It's in the contract Santa has with all of y'all

To keep him and his brother from breakin' the law

Some little lawyers got together and wrote the Bubba Clause



Hey? What's that noise?

Wait a second, what what's the date today?

Oh hell is it January first? Run Rudoff Bubba's back



Santa how are you



Ho ho ho ho holy hell Bubba you nearly scared my Rudoff