[Chief]
The static you are hearing is not a glitch
It's more of an itch
Or a distraction
Trying to remind you of the outside
Until you forget the inside
The static you are hearing is not a glitch
The static you are hearing is not a glitch
[Captain Is Cool]
Okay, hey...Tyrone can't you...please….with the..
[Chief]
The static you are hearing is not a glitch
[Captain Is Cool]
Hey, I'm Captain Is Cool
And I wanna welcome you to The Great New Wonderful tour
[Chief]
The static you are hearing is not a glitch
[Captain Is Cool]
Don't listen to that..this is Captain Is Cool
At The Great New Wonderful we're all about safety bro!
Keep your hands in the rails at all time
No pushing, no shoving, no biting, no kicking no crying, no spitting, no sneezing, no coughing
No coffee, no soda…
Keep everything outside of the ride please
Another thing…
Hey you, you guys...see you're messing up already! No play fighting either!
Keep your hands to yourself bro! Lil too thick to be playing like that
And if you have any questions push that big red button right there
And don't forget to read your lil pamphlet with the umbrella on there
Let you know everything you need to know about The Great New Wonderful
[FEEDBACK]
[Captain Is Cool]
Tyrone!
You gotta fix that antennae man!
