Tom Smith

Cat Macros Lyrics



I'm in your song macroing your kitties!

I haz a song!

Me too!

I are in ur verse!

O'rilly?

Ya, Rilly!

O'rilly?

Yarilly!

No Wai!

Wai!

No Wai!

Wai!



I is a kitty and I has good fun

I is entertaining everyone

Dint used to be an internet icon

Till my mom got a digital Nikon

Now she stalks me round the house

Interrupt when Ize chasin a mouse

Waitin for me to make a silly pose,

Stickin that camera up my nose

Goes to compooter, she starts playin

Makes up something I might be sayin

Upload the pic for all to see,

All her online friends go SQUEEEEE

Cat macros.



I has a reverb!

(Oh no you doesn't!)

Oh noez he's got mah reverb!



So I go cuddlin wit a stuffed bear

Gettin peanut butter all over my hair

Sprawled in a sunbeam, swattin at flies

Trapped in the laundry wit big sad eyes

Lickin at toesies, scratchin at fleas

“I Can Has Cheezburger, peese?” — [chz. FTW!]

Mom still doin her photo shoot,

Good thing my little furry butt is cute

Stickin my nose in an empty dish

Lookin for an invisible fish

I has no idea what you just said

So here’s me with a pancake on my head

Cat macros.



Mah associates has informed me you has mah reverb!



Now I is songcat singin this bridge

From my stage on top o’ da fridge

I is only two years of age

But I got my own MySpace page

Da silly pictures people wants

But only wit impact fonts

I keep dis up, but for how long?

Oh hai, I transpozed yur song



So I has lyric all my own

Can I has leftover to take home?

I is Emo Kitty, I has angst

I gots yur breakfast, k, thx

Invisible Walrus step on you

No, I has mighty feline fu

Yur full o’ win - Yur full o’ lose

Last Verse Kitty is not amused

I’m in yur Thai food, nibblin’ ginger

I is stealth kitty, bein a ninja

I’m in yur spookhouse, bein a haunt

I’m in yur limburger — DO NOT WANT!



(I miss mah reverb!)



I has a feather!

I has snow!

I has floor!

We gots go!