Drunk Lyrics

I got a giftFrom the bartender

The drink I bought for you, marked

'Return to sender'

I may be drunk

I may be sober

Scratch that, I'm drunk

Won't you come over?

I wanna tell you, oh-so-much, how much I love you

But I'm drunk

My faculties

May be a shambles

But that just means

There's no preamble

Oh, in vino veritas, I say I love you

But I'm drunk

I stumble in your general direction

The world's a whirling dervish

But I trip on myself trying to hide my erection

Why you make me so nervous?



Now I'm so drunk

That I can't stand

So I reach out

And take your hand

Say, 'Won't you lead me onwards upwards to the dance

floor?

We'll dance drunk

Oh, dance drunk with me!'

Now I hold you close to keep from fallin'

It's worth the worst hangover

And now your lips are softly callin'

Lord, I hope I never get sober

'Cause when I'm drunk

I'm Casanova

Well who'd've thunk

I'd win you over?

With such ease and bonhomie

I get to thinking

You must be drunk

So what, I'm drunk

Oh, let's be drunk

Pass me that bottle, I'm...

Drunk