[Intro]Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey[Verse 1]Some say the end is nearSome say we'll see Armageddon soonCertainly hope we willI sure could use a vacation fromThis bullshit three ring circus sideshow[Chorus]Of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all awayAny fucking time, any fucking dayLearn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay[Verse 2]Fret for your figure and fret for your latte andFret for your lawsuit and fret for your hairpiece andFret for your Prozac and fret for your pilot andFret for your contract and fret for your carIt's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow[Chorus]Of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all awayAny fucking time, any fucking dayLearn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay[Bridge]Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey-ah, hey, hey, hey-ahHey, hey-ah, hey[Verse 3]Some say a comet will fall from the skyFollowed by meteor showers and tidal wavesFollowed by fault lines that cannot sit stillFollowed by millions of dumbfounded dipshitsAnd some say the end is nearSome say we'll see Armageddon soonI certainly hope we willI sure could use a vacation from thisStupid shit, silly shit, stupid shitOne great big festering neon distractionI've a suggestion to keep you all occupiedLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soonMom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be[Verse 4]Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swimLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swimFuck L. Ron Hubbard, and fuck all his clonesFuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabesLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swimLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swimYeah, fuck retro anything, fuck your tattoosFuck all you junkies, and fuck your short memoryLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swimLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swimYeah, fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendasFuck these dysfunctional insecure actressesLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swimLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim[Verse 5]'Cause I'm praying for rainI'm praying for tidal wavesI want to see the ground give wayI want to watch it all go downMom, please flush it all awayI want to see it go right in and downI want to watch it go right inWatch you flush it all away[Verse 6]Yeah, time to bring it down againYeah, don't just call me pessimistTry and read between the linesAnd I can't imagine why you wouldn'tWelcome any change, my friendI want to see it come downBring it downSuck it downFlush it down[Outro]Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey
