Das Horn Lyrics

Ooh, ya

Ooh, ya

Ze time is now

I need ze new and latest fashions (ya)

Hydrated, satiated

Getting pumping for it (ya)

It's new, it's hot, I love it a lot

I only need one thing (ya)

With ein arm up and ein on waist

I'm so very totally German (sing)

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

It's long and stunning

And pointy and hard

It warms me in ze cockles

Zwei beers is good

I think I should whip out ze cocktails, ya?

I make ze best Hans Gretel-tini

Nothing else quite like it

There's sweet and sour... kraut

And splash of oatmeal stout

Kaffee und Kuchen, ya?

And then there's Kräuterlikör



Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn



And when I'm bathing (Das Horn)

And when I'm shaving (Das Horn)

It's time for working (Das Horn)

It's time for playing (Das Horn)

And while I schnooze (Das Horn)

Or buy shoes (Das Horn)

Socializing (Das Horn)

And fantasizing, ooh

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

Ooh, ya

Ooh, ya

Ze time is now

I need ze new and latest fashions (ya)

Hydrated, satiated

Getting pumping for it (ya)

It's new, it's hot, I love it a lot

I only need one thing (ya)

With ein arm up and ein on waist

I'm so very totally German (sing)

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

It's long and stunning

And pointy and hard

It warms me in ze cockles

Zwei beers is good

I think I should whip out ze cocktails, ya?

I make ze best Hans Gretel-tini

Nothing else quite like it

There's sweet and sour... kraut

And splash of oatmeal stout

Kaffee und Kuchen, ya?

And then there's Kräuterlikör

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

And when I'm bathing (Das Horn)

And when I'm shaving (Das Horn)

It's time for working (Das Horn)

It's time for playing (Das Horn)

And while I schnooze (Das Horn)

Or buy shoes (Das Horn)

Socializing (Das Horn)

And fantasizing, ooh

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn

Da, da, da, da, Das Horn