Rand Lyrics

She had long legs and blond hair

And a skirt cut to here

She's the sexiest go-go boot wearin' little hottie

In the final frontier



She had a digital clipboard

As she walked down the hall

And when she looked at the bridge crew

She knew that she could have sex with 'em all



Yeoman Rand

I'll be your man

Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt

But I don't give a damn



She had a thing for the Captain

But didn't we all

She used to mainline the Venus drug

Cut with pure alcohol



She was fired you know

After six episodes

And my heart was forever broken

When she left the show



First Chorus



Yeoman Rand

I'll be your man

With a need for warp speed and more speed

You just don't understand



First Chorus