Red Alert Lyrics

Captain's log

And we're all out of beer

And we drank the last Tranya

About a light year from here

Now the crew's gettin' restless

And my throat's getting dry

If we don't re-supply

Said we're all gonna die

Captain's log

And I'm getting the shakes

'Cause there's no liquor stores out here

In the middle of space

Now the crew's getting angry

Especially Spock

Vulcans get kind of ugly

When they go through detox



Ain't got time now to be discreet

Disobeying orders from star fleet

Set a course now and don't divert

And bring this f***** to - red alert



Captain's log

Just scored some ale

It's new and it's blue baby

And we got it on sale

Now we can boldly go where we want in the final

frontier

Not to search for life

But to search for beer



Don't wanna sing now or play guitar

I wanna get drunk in a seedy bar

Get in a fight and kill a red shirt

And bring this f***** to - red alert