Super Friends Lyrics

Here come the super friends.



Mutha fuckas

Callin' all my superfriends and puttin' you on notice,

Don't think I didn't see, don't think I didn't notice,

Don't think I don't care, don't think I'll let you

slide,

Don't think I'm not comin' for you in good time.

Why you askin' now if you can fuck my bitch?

You shoulda asked before she was suckin' your dick.

And now you wanna know what you can do for me?

Mutha fucker, fuck off, die immediately.

Super friends, are you stupid then?

I'll ask you again, are you stupid man?

Did you really think I wouldn't take offense

Flip the fuck out and shoot you dead?

It's the ones you trust that gonna let you down

It's the ones you love that's gonna turn you out

'cause they the only ones who really, really know how

And the super friends better look the fuck out

All my Super friends where you at?

Brian, Phil, Jay, Pat

None of you really ever had my back

To say the shit you that said and to act like that

Y'all is lucky I'm a man of peace,

'cause y'all wouldn't see me behind the fuckin' trees

Doin' time, gladly prove what I mean

I got a shotgun for all my frienemies.



Beware of your super friends

They're not your super friends

I'm scared of my super friends

Kill all your super friends



9 out of 10 of your homies are just the opposite

Disguised double agents, to me quite obvious

That's why I hate yas, y'all ain't super friends

You's a supa dupa stupid, must be how your daddy raised

ya

I'm stagin' 'em with the dark, 'cause they're cavin' in

from the thought

of ever makin' 'em understand that I hate 'em and at

the cost

Of soundin' jaded, but jaded is what I am

And I'ma continue my hatred, of course I'm aimin' at

them.

Now who would be the first person to shit on your name?

That's a super friend, 'causin' you some super pain.

But I got the super plan, pull out your super hand,

Make a superfist and swing the shit as hard as you can.

Now all of the sudden they don't say shit again

You fuckers make my tummy sick like aspirin.

You probably have no idea the trouble you in

Or that my mom and dad have a really big knife

collection

And that means I can choose a weapon to dispose of yous

Have many different blades to poke holes in yous

Oh, all of yous, payback's a bitch

I heard what you said, you faggot piece of shit.

I hope you're listenin', the shit you're slippin' in,

You might wanna prepare your flesh for some healthy

rippin' in



Beware of your super friends

They're not your super friends

I'm scared of my super friends (as you should be!)

Kill all your super friends



Josh: Ill, you're my Superfriend.

Ill: Yeah, I'm glad you didn't get upset the time that

I porked your girlfriend, my bad.

Josh: Yeah, it's cool. Oh, yeah, did I tell you? I

smoked your whole weed stash, the money I promised fell

through.

Ill: Well that's okay, 'cause I just stopped by your

mom's house, dug her pussy out and left my nut on her

couch.

Josh: Ill, your sister's pregnant-

Ill: What?!

Josh: I didn't mean it, I'da told you before but I knew

you'd get heated.

Ill: I shot your father. I'm sorry, but he walked in at

the wrong time while I was gettin' mine.

Josh: Ill, that's fine.

Ill: Yeah, but there's more, damn your grandma looks

good on all fours. And the bitch slapped my ass like

she was Zsa Zsa Gabor, I bet back in the day she was

quite the whore.

Josh: Ill, that's fucked up, man. What the fuck is

wrong with you, dude?



Beware of your super friends.

At any given moment they might be lurking around any

corner.

They'll wait for you when you least expect it,

just to stab you in the fucking back.

and remember

and remember

Keep your friends close

and keep your super friends closer.