Drunk Sluts Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Don't understand the gals I meet much lately

Never sure quite what they wanna hear

They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub

All I really wanted was a beer



[Chorus]

Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts

Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts

When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me

Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts



[Verse 2]

They say the girls comin' up these days are looser

One date with them they'll let you spend the night

I click on the internet, watch a million different porno clips

And so far, I ain't seen the same girl twice



[Chorus]

Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts

Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts

When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me

Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts



[Bridge]

I know I'm gettin' older

But every gal can't be like these

Don't get me wrong I like to fuck, but it's easier sometimes to pee

Girls these days want the DJ, not the singer

Some douchebag scratchin', dressed up like a moose

I'm too distracted to flirt, they're all wearin' real short skirts

If I squint, I can pretty much see their cooch



[Chorus]

Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts

Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts

When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me

Now I only seem to meet

Doesn't give a shit to me

Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts