Howard's Toad Bar Lyrics

it's actually pretty hidden pal

if you didn't know it was there

you wouldn't know it was there

some people couldn't find it if it was up their ass

can't have just one, have just one

can't have just one, have just one

once your in, it's pretty trippy man

they have a black light and posters made with

fluorescent paint saying that love is...

although nobody really knows what love is

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Howard himself, he's a pretty mellow dude

got a beard and a ponytail and he tells

Vietnam stories all the time

he's not sure he was there and neither am i

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he's got a bunch of bean bags and candles

oh, and incense fills the air

last week moonbeam put on a potato sack

to make fun of corporate America

she laughed at herself, she thought it was funny

his hurachi sandals are the kind

with a car tire on the bottom

but they're not worn out to bad, cuz he don't drive

so belly up to the bar and grab yourself a toad

if you don't want to lick it man

hit the road