[Verse 1]Well, I ain't proud of thisBut I flipped my truck into a ditchAnd I haven't slept in a weekNow my Washburn's stuck in a creekSo I borrowed this guitarDrove here in my friend's new carPuked in his back seatBut I clean up good as you can see[Pre-Chorus]And hey, hey, hey, I'm a handfulOh, oh, oh, I'm feelin' thankful[Chorus]There's a lot of things I ain't proud ofPut dents in my truck, some call me bad luckBeen in jail, coulda wound up deadAll the blows to my head, but instead I'm alrightAll the things I've done I ain't proud ofMakes me damn proud I'm here with you tonight[Verse 2]And I thought I saw the lightWhen I walked up on stage tonightGod came to take me inBut it was just the weed againAnd you all look like angelsAll dressed up and beautifulMay not know my nameBut I'm damn sure glad you came[Pre-Chorus]And hey, hey, hey, I'm a handfulOh, oh, oh, I need an Advil[Chorus]There's a lot of things I ain't proud ofI put dents in my truck, some call me bad luckBeen in jail, coulda wound up deadAll the blows to my head, but instead I'm alrightAll the things I've done I ain't proud ofMakes me damn proud I'm here with you tonight[Bridge]And I coulda been in a ditchY'all coulda been right at homeThe fact that we're all hereIs a damn miracle[Chorus]There's a lot of things I ain't proud ofI put dents in my truck, some call me bad luckCoulda been in jail, coulda wound up deadAll the blows to my head, but instead I'm alrightAll the things I've done I ain't proud ofMakes me damn proud I'm here with you tonight
