Wyclef:
Hello, boys and girls.
Welcome, to Wyclef Words of Wisdom.
and you get a mysterious phone
call from a girl that you don't know? (A female begins talking sexy)
Have you ever been sitting in your
Now, hold on, think with your mind
and not with your pistol.
house at two o'clock in the morning
Cause if you invite her over
this is what might happen:
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape! (What the... Yo, yo, yo... shit!)
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!
Cop: Freeze! Put your hands in the air!
Wyclef: Officer, you don't understand.
She called me. I was sleeping.
I was minding my business.
Cop: I don't give a flying fuck
about two bits about a piss.
Wyclef: Nobody's protected You're fuckin' guilty. (Yes, yes)
