Liposuction Lyrics

If all your fancy diet plans have got your head

a'spinnin'

And everything you eat must be approved by Richard

Simmons

Stopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you

really need

Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to

feed



Liposuction! Liposuction!

The new immediate weight reduction plan

Trade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically

svelte

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man



If you've abandoned exercise and your gut keeps getting

vaster

Your thighs are growing over-size and your butt's gone

off to pasture

If you want a new demeanor and you're keen on getting

leaner

Then your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vacuum cleaner



Liposuction! Liposuction!

The new immediate weight reduction plan

Take the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Angelina

Joile's lips

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man





If your waist line is a'surgin'

And in need of some reversion

And your overall weight dispersion's

Gettin' on the verge of perversion

I'm encouraging an excursion

To go searchin' for a surgeon

And get your emergency purgin' of the burgeonin' fat

emergin' from your chin!

(Now Breathe!)



Liposuction! Liposuction!

The new immediate weight reduction plan

Get your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're

at it

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

Make your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time

for dinner

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man



Well the doctor's bill may vex ya

But it sure beats anorexia



At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man!