So Sorry Scotland Lyrics

When someone's done a bad thing

With fateful consequences

Unless the crime's acknowledged

There's no hope for mending fences

So we hang our heads in sorrow

And confess our collective guilt

To you august Hibernians

Who proudly wear the kilt



We're so sorry, Scotland

We are covered in shame

For the madness of Brexit

We're entirely to blame

With a choice of two boxes

We ticked "Self-destruct"

Thus Britain is now

Comprehensively fucked



We're so sorry, Scotland

To see such division

We are banking on you

To reverse the decision

Although we were warned

That this course was unwise

Many Sassenach bampots

Believed all the lies



[refrain]

Oh Scotland, deliver us from evil

Oh Scotland, we were silly fools

Only you can can save us from upheaval

Please invoke some parliamentary rules

Mrs Sturgeon, won't you be our saviour?

Let's not rebuild Hadrian's Wall

Oh Scotland, forgive our bad behaviour

United we stand

Divided we fall



We're so sorry, Scotland

For the likes of Farage

And his NHS millions

Which were just a mirage

Oh yes, we're in a pickle

Come rescue us, Nicola!

Because as pickles go

This couldn't be pickle-er



We're so sorry, Scotland

For the way people voted

There's no way that this pill

Can be sugar-coated

The Union's future

Is stuffed on all fronts

So it's hardly surprising

That you think we're all cunts



[refrain]

Oh Scotland, deliver us from evil

Oh Scotland, we were silly fools

Only you can can save us from upheaval

Please invoke some parliamentary rules

Mrs Sturgeon, won't you be our saviour?

Let's not rebuild Hadrian's Wall

Oh Scotland, forgive our bad behaviour

United we stand

Divided we fall

United we stand

Divided we fall

United we stand…