[Skit: Joyner's Doctor and Child Joyner]So listen, buddy, I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?OkayIs that okay, buddy?This test is call a Rorschach testAnd it's a test that we give to smart kids like youSo we can see how smart you really areAnd Joyner, you're only eight years old, correct?YesWow, you're such a big boyOkay, so I'm going to hold up some picturesAnd you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?OkayOkay, let's start with this oneWhat do you see in this picture, buddy?A butterflyYes, that is absolutely correctWhat a smart boy you are, that is a butterflyWow, okay, how about this picture?That's a televisionAnd that's another correct answerGood job, buddy, you might be a geniusHow about this one?That's a basketballJoyner, you are so amazingAnother great answer, that is a basketballI don't even know if I could've got that one rightSuch a smart, smart boyOkay, how about this one?That's a condomWe're gonna try this againYou better not fuck up this timeThat's a, that's a condomJoyner, I just called you a smart boyPlease don't make me regret that statementYou know what? Let's just try another pictureLook closely and tell me what you see in this pictureUh, that looks like a loaded gun?We're gonna try this againAnd you better not fuck up this timeI said it's a loaded gunWhat are you, a fucking retard?Are you stupid?Mentally challenged?What the fuck is the matter with you?I'm sorryI'm trying to help youLook at the fucking pictureI am, I'm trying, I'm lookingLook at the fucking picture!
