[Verse 1]Zach Braff, you look just like my dadBack when I thought I had the best oneOh, what a life it could have beenMe in the cradle, you on the screen[Chorus]But you're too young to be a father to meYou're too young to be a father to me[Verse 2]Hey, Catherine Deneuve, you look just like my mother used toWhen she loved me, oh, when she loved meOh, what a life, just you and ILearning to walk as you read your lines[Chorus]But you're too old to be a mother to meYou're too old to be a mother to meSurely you're not saying the TV lied?I truly believe that they would love me back in real life[Verse 3]Hey, kid at the bar, you know who you are, I've beenStarin' you down as I play this out-of-tune guitar, andOh, just think what we could beI swear I'll dress cooler if you'll just go home with me[Chorus]But you're too young to be a lover to me(You're too young to be a lover to me)I'm getting older but I forget sometimes, you see(You're too young to be a lover to me)Surely you're not saying the TV lied?(You're too young to be a lover to me)I truly believe that I will have it all in my life[Outro]So, don't you waste my timeDon't you waste my timeOn small talk and cheap wine
