[Verse 1]I've been high in the Rocky MountainsI've been high in the valleys tooI've been high as an eye of an eagle in the skyAnd a whole lot higher than a few[Chorus]Well, how do you do?How do you do?How do you do? How do you do?Welcome to the zoo[Verse 2]There's a silly old ape named ArnieHe's got hair all curly and darkBut he's really at his best when he's poundin' on his chest'Cause he's thinkin' he's the king of the parkThere's a lazy alligator named LarryHe's rompin' in the mud and the clayAnd he doеsn't seem to care that he's goin' nowherеJust a-crawlin' on his belly all day[Chorus]Well, how do you do?How do you do?How do you do? How do you do?Welcome to the zoo[Verse 3]Well, there's a hooky hardcore fat fritterShe's a mother with a very fine furBut she wallows in her dung and she smears it on her youngAnd they're turnin' out just like herYou know the freak that can move the mountainIs the freak that can pull the plowBut the freak that can speak with his tongue in his cheekIs a-sittin' here singin' right now[Chorus]Hey, how do you do?How do you do?How do you do? How do you do?Welcome to the zooWho? YouI said, how do you do?How do you do?How do you do? How do you do?Welcome to the zoo
