My tighty whiteysyou make my whole life worthwhileSo I start everyday with a smileYou fit like a glovey, you make me proud of youThat's why I love you, my tighty whiteysDon't ever fret or despairYou alone, always make a great pairIt's high time I told you, how I love to hold youWash, dry and fold, you're my tighty whiteysSo cozy and comfy, so cottony and cuddlySo snug when you hug me so tightI wonder, my out-wear, only I know you're in thereSo razzly, dazzly whiteWe must have been meant to be'Cause I've changed you and you've changed meWhen you're old and gray, I won't throw you awayI'll spend laundry day with my tighty whiteysTighty whiteysTighty whiteysTighty whiteysTighty whiteys
