[Verse 1]Like any other would be country singing sensationI had no visible means of transportationOne Saturday morning I was searching the adsWhen I found one that I wanted and I wanted it bad(He found one that he wanted and he wanted it bad)I called up the salesmen, he said, c'mon inI've got the Lincoln right here belonged to Loretta LynnThe Coal Miner's Daughter used to drive it to townIt's yours for a song and five hundred down(He said, it's yours for a song and five hundred down)[Chorus]I said, Loretta Lynn's LincolnYeah, Loretta Lynn's LincolnI had no idea what that dealer was thinkingBut he totted the note on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln[Verse 2]Well, I throwed my old guitar in that big back seatAnd I steared her on out on to Dameron StreetThem other cars pulled over like the red sea had partedIt was then I had a vision of Dolly Parton(Right there he had a vision of Dolly Parton)[Chorus][Verse 3]Dolly said, slide over J Otis, let me take you downtownMiss Loretta's waiting for us at the Orchid LoungeI couldn't believe my ears, I couldn't believe my eyesWhy she was waving from the curb and we drove byWell, we turned that big rig around, right on a dimeI ain't seen nothin' like that since Red Solvine (Red Solvine)That's what Loretta was saying as she hopped in the backThen she said, hey, Hoss, ain't this my old CadillacNo mame, Miss Loretta, this ain't your Cadillac[Chorus][Verse 4]I heard a tapping on the window as I woke upNeath an old newspaper in my pickup truckThe policeman said, boy, you better hit the road jackGet that bucket of bolts back across the tracksOfficer, this here's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln(And he said) son, that ain't Loretta Lynn's LincolnYeah, I was waking up and my dreams were sinkin'Like them ol' springs on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln[Outro]Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Loretta, Loretta)Whooo, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln(That is Loretta Lynn's Lincoln)If you ever get to wondering what I was a-dreamingI was dreaming I was riding in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln
