Sir, I do appreciate the offerI don't believe I caught your nameI don't get to get out very oftenIt's hard to find the time to get awayI think it's only fair you hear my storyBefore you spend three-fifty on that beerI got two little kids that call me MommaMy fifteen-year-old thinks that I'm a witchBetween soccer practice and balletEminem an' Dr DreRomance is the last thing on my listSo, Frank, was it? Tell me what you thinkDo you still want to buy me that drink?Frank, tell me, how d'you feelAbout teenage girls bein' on the pill?An' do you mind Friday nights at home?'Cause, Frankie, I've been here beforeMarried twice an' twice divorcedAn' alimony sure don't pay the billsNow that's an awful lot of informationBut I don't have the time to mess around'Cause I got two little kids that call me MommaAn' my fifteen year old wants to pierce his lipBetween algebra an' spellin' beesAn' anythin' to keep the peaceRomance is the last thing on my listSo, Frank, honey, tell me what you thinkDo you still want to buy me that drink?I got two little kids that call me MommaAn' my fifteen-year-old's really a good kidI really wouldn't blame you noneIf you got the urge to up an' runIs bein' 'Daddy' even on your list?So, Frank, darlin', tell me what you thinkDo you still want to buy me?I'll have a Miller Lite, pleaseIf you still want to buy me that drinkFrank, c'mon back FrankYou look a little pale, FrankIt was just a joke
