Hello Kiddies Do u want to party with me?Excellent...Let's play.... follow my party instructionsSTEP # 1 Let's get HIGHDo u have a funny cigarette, Good! Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette with the person next to you!Puff puff pass....Puff puff pass ...Oh Yes!Your on your way to becoming a real party animalHave you heard of bong hits? In order to do a bong hit you must have a bongAnts in my pants party like a rockstarPut on my stunner shades you can see me from a farTake another shot and another shot and another shot ....Show me whatchu got!!Step # 2You must swallow large quantities of alcoholWhere's the goddamn Jagermiester bitch?It must be chilled to perfectionDifficult in a parking lot I know, but it must be done the wayPreferred method is....to tilt your head back with mouth open wide while a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the chilled elixir down your throat, this is known as a jigger.... Not Jay-ZCan you taste the deer?Ants in my pants party like a rockstarPut on my stunner shades you can see me from a farTake another shot and another shot and another shot ....Show me whatchu got!!Step # J3Beer.... may be consumed several ways...Can, Bottle, frosty mug, Can, Bottle, frosty mugIf the room starts to spin you are doing this correctly. Congratulations now that your drunk and stoned the girl next to you is looking better and better and betterAnd betterAnd betterAnd better
