If I Was Mongolian (feat. DJ Not Nice)

If I Was Mongolian (feat. DJ Not Nice) - Rucka Rucka Ali Lyrics

One day you'll say"Why is everyone dead?Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?"Now we are all slavesMonkeys run this placeIt's Planet Of The Apes...Ching ching ching ching ching ching chingI smack a hoChing ching ching ching ching ching chingI smack a hoI'm a Korean...Oh hello again! It's me, DJ Not Nice!Thank you for listen to this album, bitch!If I ever find you I will say hello, and you will give me one blowjob!Rucka Rucka Ali!I'm a KoreanAnd I like my Chinee food cooked rightCuz they're not giving me the good riceAnd the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbianI don't like how my beef pork looks likeAnd the last time I eat your food IGot the rice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peein'And you might not believe I could fightI'm a white belt, but I have two stripesI don't like all you little blue-eyed dumb white EuropeansI would just like to drink my Bud LightMaybe bomb a couple things in HawaiiAnd blow up the countries I don't like cuz I'm a KoreanI'm not that niceI build a bombThen pick a countryAnd blow it upI work for NASAWe look at starsYou know Apollo?That movie is good!I talk like Ching Chang ChongWhy do you drop on me so napalm?I've been trained to kill with my Tae Kwon DoAnd my whole continent is a dry cleaning store(B-b-b-b-b-b-b-Bonzai!)I like to play Magic cardsYou heard of China? I was in chargeOf Chinatown... in VietnamI'm still around...You can come through to playWhen I play poker I just throw all my chips inHerro, I'm yerrow, just like Homer SimpsonI smoke coke, it's fun! You think I'm joking, mon?I made a lot of money from Pokémon!I'm a KoreanI think Michael Jackson's a good guyI don't mind if he sleeps with young guysCuz in my country, we can touch young boys on their penisAnd my wife is 13 and cooks myMacaroni and cheese so good, IGot her out on the street for a good, good priceTen years agoI'm not gonna lieI like it roughHillary Clinton, let's get it onI have a missleIt's very smallIt's in my pantsI can't get it up!I bomb New YorkBetter luck (Next time!)You heard of London?Not anymore!I bomb Iran!Oops! That's Japan! (Not again!)I made a goof...Now I gotta start again...I roll the world up in a ball like KatamariIf I bomb your crib, yep, sorry!I'm a ninja warrior!I went to Harvard!I bomb Pearl Harbor!I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful!나는 작은 음경이야!Everyone!To the FloorWe all gonna die!Put your head between your legs andSay koniichiwa!Death to all!Fuck the world!Cuz I like 2Pac!Now the world must stop!Cuz of my small cock!One day you'll say"Why is everyone dead?Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?"Now we are all slavesMonkeys run this placeIt's Planet Of The Apes...I'm a KoreanAnd I'm not gonna beef with Suge KnightBecause I think that if he heard myMy 2Pac parody, he'd find me and tell me I'm stealingHurry up, take a picture of me dangling from the balcony!...and I'd like my Chinee food cooked rightI don't like Japanese or the ThaiI just want to see the whole world die cuzI'm a Korean...