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Aging Orange

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Aging Orange - The Vandals Lyrics


I'm Palm Palm head
and I wrote one good song
But that was almost 20 years ago
I tried and I tried to follow it up
But you know how those sophomore jinxes goSo I became quite bitter
as sales dropped like flies
No one likes these dumb songs
of racing cars and spiesMaybe it's my ape drape
or hippies in my band
But now we only tour in Arizona
or Japan
So after much thought
and a panel of experts
I came up with a brilliant little plan
I'll take out my frustrations
on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bandsCuz I invented socks
and I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
but no one ever paid meWhy beat a dead horse
with a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
on things I thought of firstBack in Ancient Egypt
many Pharaohs went to jail
for misappropriation
of my Phrigian scale
I said listen to Tutankhamen
you're driving me insane
it's obvious those bellies
are all dancing to BloodstainsI figured out you owe me
and please try not to laugh
but every time I hear it
I get one more golden calfSo I've bitten off
a sizable chunk
of the hands of the people
with the foodNow I'm confined to the pages of Flipside
a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudesCuz I invented socks
and I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
but no one ever paid meWhy beat a dead horse
with a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
on things I thought of firstPalm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Ape Drape!
Ape Drape!
Poodle Head!
Poodle Head!

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