Alright, Kenny boy. It's the big day.Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.Oh golly, what do I do?Vote for me!Thirty years in the gameAnd although Clinton's my nameI'll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my daysVote for me!My business is booming, I'm entrepreneuringFighting fires with you're fired, tired of waiting for the legislatorsVote for me!I'm on a missionVote for me!I'm tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare granniesBlack lives matter AfghanisGotta be sure we don't backtrackIt's time to take the country backBut what are your policies?I'd love to answer that but first lemme be shadyTell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady?One, two, three, fourDon't declare nuclear war!What are his policies?Malice fueling, impossible fallacies?Ban religions build fantasiesA wall to keep out the WildlingsI fund your campaigns, hear the concerns?You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill's feelin the BernOr not, you haven't fronted the Bill since '95Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a micEwwYou've dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that's just the shortlistThe only thing I'm dropping is the micGreat, got rid of Mike PenceAnd while we're at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies,First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50sWho taught you no means grope? Really thoughWanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery slopeI grab one crotch, Republicans run for the HillariesIf you were an intern or a balloon I'm certain Bill would act similarlyIt's golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talkOne faux pas and I'm foe fox, I love women,Don't talkYou're so two faced, one's white lies, one's boldfacedNow, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bassOur economy's crumbling, it's not time for a wannabeLeast I won't nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of meYou're delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trashI'm shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can't do mathIt's the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chartCut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it's smartThrow your marital logic at us, break the Union apartNews flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restartRunning a country's just like running businessI'll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb ApprenticeYou're firedBOOM! Now there's no trouble at customsWhat a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion MuslimsLet's make peace in the East, not copy their liturgiesYears of Obama's a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the SaudisPlease, open up a book beyond the two you cite:The Bible you didn't read, and the book about you you didn't writeBetween the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emailsThis monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jailShe'll be more useful in chains than following up BarackAnd while we're at it, jail him too, orange is the new blackI'll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean itThrow my name on the White House and deport em if they can't read itTrump, beware the old hagTrump, she's just Barack in dragTrump, I'll use that black guy to end herJust like Othello, last actMy fellow class acts, let's throw back in towAnd lynch Obama out the White's House, Jim Crow 2.0So?Alrighty, okayI think i've made my desicionKen Bone is voting third partyWhats Allepo?P-A-I-N-T SUBSCRIBE
